Blumptie

The Act of giving a girl head whilst she is taking a shit.

I got a nice mudslide on my chest when I was giving Kennedy
a blumptie

by Luke thighwalker the thirdw June 8, 2009

bempt

1. on crack
2.beyond stupid
3.REALLY odd

my mom is sooo bempt!
thats really bempt

by Brookey cookey September 24, 2005

blemster

Slang ofr cigarette used by pikeys.

"Gi' us a blem"

by apricotmarmalade January 14, 2003

blempgorf

Word used as a mnemonic for every name heard. Coined by Jovial Bob Stine, earlier pen name of R. L. Stine. Often used with wordmurgle /word

"Nice to meet you, Horace."
(blempgorf blempgorf blempgorf)
"It's an hour later, and I (blempgorf) remember that your name's Blempgorf. Er, Horace."

by Decaf Silicon May 12, 2003

blemit

An instruction to blem something.

The ball came to Jonny and the crowd roared "Blemit!"

by Conor Griffin January 26, 2008

Blemit

A very large idiot who is be friended with another idiot.

Wow she is such a blemit hanging around her.

by MaierOnFire May 31, 2010

Blemphis

a blunt smoked in Memphis

Damn Lola, this blunt is Blemphis-style dank!

by Jason, Kelly, and Sara February 3, 2008