French bazooka

A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.

Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.

by Wad dog October 26, 2020

bazoobies

a really fine pair of boobs, in ideal size and well formed

got a new girl friend with perfect bazoobies!

by steppenwolf August 22, 2006

Bazooko's Circus

A place that symbolizes everything wrong with humanity; what the world would be like if the Nazis had won the war; the Sixth Reich; a really fucked up place. From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"High school is fucking Bazooko's Circus. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us."

by Dreadlocke May 22, 2006

Bazooked

to be completely fuked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka

nigga that party was sick last night i got fuckin bazooked!

by FRANK RIZZO ND SHAWN FINLEY August 22, 2009

Bazoomers

Breasts which are conical in shape, resembling the tips of a torpedo or bazooka shell. The shape most often naturally grown by transsexuals on hormone replacement therapy.

Scuzzy man A: "Hey check out that hot chick!"
Scuzzy man B: "That used to be a dude, see those bazoomers?"
Scuzzy man A: "I know. I wanna stick it in."

by Elsy Number 2 September 3, 2012

bazooked

when you’re holding something red or blue and sitting on the ground and your friends can “bazook” you

bro you just got bazooked because you were holding a red pen!

by thedictionarywriterlol March 11, 2019

BAzooted

higher extent to zooted, different level of blowed

my dude i am BAzooted rn, i think im reaching cloud 10!

by juice milla March 30, 2020