Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.

What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.

by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011

Bayou Bump

When your need a little bit extra der sumptin you need a little bayou bump.

Excuse me der can I get a little bayou bump from ya?

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

Bayou Boujee

Cajun girl who is bad as fuck.

Damn your girl just boiled dem crawfish and she sucks the heads too, she bayou boujee!!!

by Cajunking337 June 5, 2018

Cat in the bayou

Means a woman is unexpectedly pregnant, often by someone who is not her regular sexual partner.

Shhhh, Sheila's got a cat in the bayou and Otis has no idea.

by Nuf Said Tip February 25, 2022

The Bayou Bathtub

when a girl deepthroats you untill she throws up then you fuck her til she squirts in the throw up then you make her roll around in it

Danny: She took me back to her place she gave me head, then she threw up yadda yadda yadda she rolled around in puke and passed out, you know The Bayou Bathtub .....I felt bad thou I didn't lock the door when I left

by Danny jonathan brandon O'tool November 9, 2007

down the bayou

Used to term people that are "loose with the body", party alot, or seem like they are losse. Mainly, in the south close to the gulf, or live far from the city, down the bayou.

dude 1: Damn, she seems like shes from down the bayou.

dude 2: Yea, dude she is. Saw her up in Bourg last week. She gave head to like 3 guys.

by hidfrommyself April 19, 2009

The Chocolate Bayou

when your sitting in the bathtub (or taking a shower) and someone comes in and takes a shit right next to you.
especially when the bathroom has alot of steem and moisture in the air.

my sister came in and pulled the chocolate bayou on me last night

by zony89m July 9, 2011