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Bavand

Completely and infallibly awesome. Possessing characteristics guaranteed to blow your mind. Polite, charming, handsome, and sophisticated.
Lauren: "Who was that totally awesome guy?"

Heather: "He was Bavand."
by RoboTurtle October 18, 2011
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bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!
by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006
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bavaro

A person or thing that is extraordinarily tough or strong. Named after legendary Notre Dame and NFL football player Mark Bavaro.
I had a bavaro workout at the gym this morning and I'm still sore.

Our military constantly operates in bavaro conditions in Iraq.

That chick is so damn hot! Bavaro!!!

Lea complained to the waiter that her ribeye was bavaro. He apologized and offered to bring her another steak.

The elderly lady surprised the mugger when she went bavaro on him.

Manhattan construction engineers always specify that the materials be bavaro.

Chuck Norris as "Walker, Texas Ranger" was known for going bavaro on the bad guys.
by Buzz Writeyear February 6, 2008
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Bavarian Toothbrush

When a man rubs his penis on the inside of a womans mouth between the cheek and teeth like a toothbrush and ejaculates while continuing to thrust creating a "foamy paste" thus making this a bavarian toothbrush.
MOST GUYS IN THE NAVY ARE ISSUED A BAVARIAN TOOTHBRUSH IN BASIC!
by WAMTHUMP October 12, 2011
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The Bavarian Donut

When you are titty fucking a girl, she blows you at the same time and her spit lubricates your dick for her tits.
Hey Baby. Give me The Bavarian Donut.
by Jimplayer September 7, 2007
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Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.
Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.
by Gajira July 28, 2009
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Bavarian Cupcake

Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..

Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..

Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?

Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
by major_overlord August 20, 2013
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