bar

The worst place to find a girl. Alcoholic beverages loosens tounges, and softens inhibitions. Men who go to bars say stupid things to women when they are drinking.

The attack of the killer budweisers

1. The Drunken Frat Boy
2. The Too smooth for his own good Player
3. The Sloppy Corprate Executive
4. The 'hi you doing bag 'o' doughnuts Joey' guy.

David Wygant

by Le Mans August 19, 2005

Bar

A soul brother's reference to the male member.

Bitch, suck my bar!

Unforgivable...?

Brother, does my bar look big in this?

Bite my bar.

by AdsorbantClown March 20, 2011

bar

Another word for a line in a rap.

GhettoJoe:Tha verse i wrote last night multied(past tense of multi/multy) 5 syllablez fo 4 barz.
in10city: holy shit yo thats hott!

by ghettojoe860 February 18, 2005

Bar

a place to find people to reproduce with and get drunk

I went to the bar, got wasted and hooked up with a midget named Candy whos voice sounds like a biker with throat cancer.

by Hobo Joe July 31, 2003

Bar

A room in a restaurant or hotel in which alcohol is served or an establishment where alcohol and sometimes other refreshments are served. See also Pub Saloon Tavern Club Alehouses

Jason got drunk at the bar last night.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Bar

One million dollars of salary, especially in investment banking.

"Your bonus was only 2 bars this year?"
"Yeah, the MD had it out for me."
"Why?"
"I had a threesome with his wife and daughter."

by BankerBoy February 8, 2009

Bar

A unspecified creature that roams through fast food restaurants during the day and crawls through windows at night. Usually extremely obese, and will do anything for someone as long as the reward is edible.

1: Did you see that Bar the other day?
2: Yeah, it was in KFC rinsing out all the chicken, very depressing day :(

*Next day*

2: OMG you'll never guessed what happened last night
1: What?
2: That Bar creature tried coming in my house through my window at 4.30 in the morning!!
1: OMG, That's terrible!!

by Dogbird Nerdbird April 21, 2011