bamping

excrement, pooh, faeces, droppings,

whoops, I've stepped in a bamping

by Ivan Bagerov May 13, 2005

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

Bamfon

Bamfon, a online member who has links to many sites, who is a ex hacker turned WebDeveloper has links to hackfroums.net

I wish i was like bamfon, he's so cool

by Midnight Kid May 3, 2011

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

Barfin' Barb Barnes

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.

I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".

by Knig Knog January 14, 2009

Baffing Spoon

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations

While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010

Michael Bambino

Has a humongous dick and gets tons of pussy that he be drowning. Watch out cause he might splash on you bitch like water 💦

Michael Bambino fucked my bitch last night. Rip.

by Henry Fischer March 6, 2019