Bagflip

(trans. v.)

bāg'flip
Modern English

1. To eviscerate any soft, zippered carrying case (i.e a back pack or purse) of its contents, fold the bag in such a fashion that it its insides are rendered its outsides, place the contents back in the case, and conclusively zipper the bag shut.

2. (noun) The act or condition of bagflipping.

STEVE: Dude, what's wrong with Chris?

ANDY: He was over on the other side of the gym getting a drink, so we totally bagflipped his jansport, broksi!

STEVE: That's hilarious!... and don't say broksi. It's so overdone.

by Charles A. Bagflip March 29, 2010

bamf

Bad ass motherfucker *popularized by Dane Cook

Carlos is a BAMF.
That dude just ate a bowl of thumbtacks, he's a BAMF.

by Cornelious September 29, 2005

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

bamfadankalicious

a term defining something so awesome, so unimaginably great, that you must use gratuitous amounts of wording to describe it!

That San Jose queso was bamfadankalicious!

by Shades Mcgizzle November 16, 2010

bambling

when a person is both talking a lot, and not quite making sence, often happens while a person is under the influence of a substance.

Dude, you're bambling...

by trea January 16, 2007

bamalicous

the hottest girl out of a group of girls.

the one in the middle is the bamalicious one.

by sean hudspeth July 23, 2004