Balls in drain

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.

Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.

by Turboteebone June 26, 2017

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Balls in yo jaw

MiddiWest
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)

Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)

Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)

Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)

Can i put my balls in yo jaw

by Me whenever: September 13, 2021

Balls in a vice grip

Somebody got you good, real good!

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Balls In A Knot

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.

Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"

by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth

a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.

Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.

by bjjm April 29, 2010

Balls in ya jaws

The coolest saying ever I'm in 2nd grade and me and my friends love yelling balls in ya jaws in the bathroom Also saying it while pulling the fire alarm prank GOLDEN.

Do 10 jumping jacks

balls in ya jaws

Can i have ur worksheet

no but u can have my balls in ya jaws

by manhandler bob September 22, 2021