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T.U.B.S.

Totally Unnecessary Bitch Session - The act of being bitched at by a friend or significant other for seemingly no reason at all, often accompanied by false claims, random insults, and long rants.
Something wrong Sarah? Jennifer totally just text T.U.B.S.ed me for not returning her phone call the other day.
by Convicted010 August 25, 2013
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B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d
by anonymous April 3, 2021
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P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008
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T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U. or "Try to Break Up, You'll Get Fucked Up."

Mainly to expect to hear this from overly clingy people in an unhealthy relationship.
"I love you so much. I swear, T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.!!!"
by Cypherus McClain January 7, 2014
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T.U.B.E.

My girl went to her OB/GYN doctor and he gave her a T.U.B.E.
by chillerz October 14, 2006
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P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008
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B.T.U.

British Thermal Unit


(see {BTU)
British Thermal Units are used in propane.
by some polak October 4, 2004
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