S.B.J.

Surprise Blow Job

For my birthday, my girlfriend gave me a S.B.J. I wasn't expecting it but it was AWESOME!

by Toy&StarCandy June 5, 2011

S B J

Acronym for sweet baby jesus. Term used to express excitement, satisfaction, and exhiliration. Easy and fast to use when sending corporate-monitored emails.

S B J I can't wait to have a cocktail tonight.
That sushi was S B J.

by Hannah111 March 25, 2008

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

T.B.J.M.

Infamous spammer at the Counter-Map forums...

Related words:
spam,lame, and duck

"T.B.J.M. spammed the night away."

by HeresJohnny February 18, 2004

T.B.J.M.

A highly inteligent life-form that wanders the OTF at CM and posts on the Minnesota Thread.

T.B.J.M. Intelectualized the world

by TBJM February 19, 2004

T.B.J.M.

Known as TBJM, the black jewish mexican wonders countermap's IRC and Forums all day long 24/7. His anly home is in Minnesota, a thread that grew from a simple question, and keeps growing. thus making it the longest thread in countermap history...

Some say he was Uploaded to the internet as a new born, others say he's just some crazy dude out in the nowhere, but we all know hes just Irish.

-where can you find TBJM?
-did you try the Minnesotta thread?
-uh...

by Kromix February 18, 2004

d.s.b.j.

short for Down Syndrome Blow Job

receiving a blow job from someone with down syndrome.

Lance got a d.s.b.j. last night.

by undercover LP November 6, 2007