Aztec Fever

When you like a mexican. It's like jungle fever, but for mexicans.

"Sally has Aztec fever ;)" "woo girl you got aztec fever"

by TheCholo October 3, 2011

Aztec Warrior

Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.

So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.

by JWR April 2, 2007

aztec handjob

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.

"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"

by sisyphussy February 25, 2009

Aztec Warrior

These are warriors from the ancient times in mexico who posseses the ability to accomplish great physical feats. They are sound in body and mind. A modern example of such is exemplified in Jeremiah. This warrior can rip any humans spine out through their ass and not even try to.
Usually thier moto is "Fuck with us and well put you to rest cus we don't fuck around, disrespect me and its a must you die, don't give a fuck cus is smokin to the brain and im feelin high you wanna talk shit ese dont even try "

Holy shit jeremiah is a fuken aztec warrior.

by Quactemoc April 21, 2006

Aztec Water Slide

While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)

I wouldnt kiss her stomic after i gave her that aztec water slide

by Feezley February 5, 2010

Aztec Water Fall

While having sexual intercourse pull out unexpectedly and push your parter off the bed (to the floor) and ejaculate down on them(this will give them the sensation of fallin under a waterfall)

Pam sure was upset about getting hurt when i gave her an aztec water fall.

by Feezley February 5, 2010

Aztec mask

Retaliation against Aztec warriors by lying on ones back, hiking one's knees over one's face, and releasing Montezuma's revenge all over their faces.

While in Mexico, Dan earned himself an Aztec mask by instigating a fight with an Aztec warrior after a night of tequila and street tlayudas.

by adamnewyork April 27, 2019