Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.
Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!
by Moteuczoma January 18, 2011
by TheCholo October 03, 2011
Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.
So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.
by JWR March 28, 2007
When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.
by sisyphussy February 25, 2009
These are warriors from the ancient times in mexico who posseses the ability to accomplish great physical feats. They are sound in body and mind. A modern example of such is exemplified in Jeremiah. This warrior can rip any humans spine out through their ass and not even try to.
Usually thier moto is "Fuck with us and well put you to rest cus we don't fuck around, disrespect me and its a must you die, don't give a fuck cus is smokin to the brain and im feelin high you wanna talk shit ese dont even try "
Usually thier moto is "Fuck with us and well put you to rest cus we don't fuck around, disrespect me and its a must you die, don't give a fuck cus is smokin to the brain and im feelin high you wanna talk shit ese dont even try "
by Quactemoc March 31, 2006
The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)
To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.
by K.S.Davidson November 20, 2019
Retaliation against Aztec warriors by lying on ones back, hiking one's knees over one's face, and releasing Montezuma's revenge all over their faces.
While in Mexico, Dan earned himself an Aztec mask by instigating a fight with an Aztec warrior after a night of tequila and street tlayudas.
by adamnewyork April 27, 2019