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Ashens

The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
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Ayhem

Ayhem is a man that is sexy and usually make all the girls fall for him and got a sharp jawline
Oh look at him he is like my Friend Ayhem very good looking
by Sevenklook October 19, 2018
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The Athen

makes any bottom look like a top while performing outrageous sexual expirements
"The Athen made me feel great about myself for once. Thanks Athen!"
by Athen moment November 10, 2022
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alhena

A real lit girl with a bubbly personality. You are sure too have fun with her. Make sure you say her name right or you will be shook.
I wish I was Alhena
by yesitsapartycomeandparty June 5, 2017
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Athena

Athena is a very beautiful and loving person. Always will make you smile and will always be there, they make not only a good loved one but a amazing friend. They are very talented they'll love you no matter how many times you mess up.
Athena is so beautiful

Athena is so smart

Athena is so lovely
by Babyemo December 27, 2018
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aydenistic

A near pathological trend in baby naming where parents take the boy's name "Aiden" and try and sound creative with it. The result is an emerging generation of "Aidens, Aydens, Aidens, Aedans, Braydens, Braidens, Braedens, Caydens, Caidens, Caedens, Draydens, Draidens, Draedens, Draytons, Haydens, Haidens, Haedens, Jaydens, Kaydens, Kaidens, Kaedans, Jaidens, Jaedens, Maydens, Naydens, Phaydens, Zaydens....

One study done in the UK reveals that school teachers are finding this baby-naming trend challenging in the classroom.
" Doc, I can't handle it, all my pupils have the same name, I mean all their names rhyme, ... I mean...there's like some sort of aydenistic trend going on with young mothers nowadays...can you bump up my Ativan to maybe 2 milligrams?"

"How about we try you on Valium for a while, it's a longer acting tranquilizer..."
by p5150 December 25, 2009
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Ashen

A Sri Lankan name for an intelligent boy. Usually polite but can be one of the sassiest people on earth. Needs to stop buying facial products. You won’t regret meeting an ashen.
Ashen is very handsome.
Ashen took me to the grocery store.
by Shalalaladodoboomboom June 16, 2020
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