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Awkward Hole

An "o" gesture made with your hand using all four fingers and thumb, the awkward hole is used following an awkward comment/suggestion/situation/motion that usually brings silence to a conversation. The Awkward hole is there to suck all the awkwardness away from the moment and let fresh topic commence.
Rob: So I just finished cleaning the Pit

CJ: I cleaned your mom's pit.

Rob: Oh Dear (Looks at CJ and then Awkward Hole Gesture)
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that awkward moment

some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland

comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
by weathrguy September 16, 2011
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Awkward

When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
...ohh...well this is awkward....
by 2pedophiles June 18, 2011
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That awkward moment when

A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.
Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.

As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.
by Lexicomane December 27, 2011
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awkward

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.
the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.
by Daniel Palu January 18, 2009
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awkward silence

the silence in a conversation when all other parties feel that someone else should be talking, yet no one does. Usually happens directly after a weird comment is made or between two partners on a date.
After John made that dead baby joke, there was an awkward silence.
by Confused Desi December 10, 2006
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Awkward Cockblock

When you masterbate in you bathroom, and you are constantly cock blocked by a family member that wants to shit. They will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just cum all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!
Guy 1 (jacking off) O yeah! Almost done

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!

Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)

Mom: What was that?

Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.

Mom: What?

Guy 1: NOthing...
by UN-luckyJACKER69 March 16, 2010
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