This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.
She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.
by snookiismylife August 23, 2010
Get the Awkwardness Denial Disorder mug.when you put too much hot water in your milo and it becomes an awkward temperature. to avoid this happening the hot water:cold milk ratio generally needs to be less than or equal to 0.2
ella: you put too much hot water in and now my milo is awkward warm. this is worse than the time my snake pissed on my laptop.
by snellboy August 8, 2012
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An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.
Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).
Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.
Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).
Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.
Bill: "If I'm ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, I just pull out the awkward avocado. Works every time"
James: "Classic move."
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James: "Classic move."
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by beebolt March 18, 2015
Get the Awkward Avocado mug.An "o" gesture made with your hand using all four fingers and thumb, the awkward hole is used following an awkward comment/suggestion/situation/motion that usually brings silence to a conversation. The Awkward hole is there to suck all the awkwardness away from the moment and let fresh topic commence.
Get the Awkward Hole mug.1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
by Jryde June 10, 2012
Get the awkwardly straight mug.some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland
comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
by weathrguy September 16, 2011
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