automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003

automatic

The automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants.

Go to any auto dealership and find a car or truck without an automatic transmission in the model that YOU want with a manual transmission

by HunterXray March 9, 2007

automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.

mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

by etilauqa December 5, 2011

automatic wet pussy

When you get a girl pussy wet without even touching her

When I looked Jessica into her eye and whispered something naughty into her ear i gave her an automatic wet pussy.

by Jacobcook34211 February 12, 2017