A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.
by Realdido November 23, 2023
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Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe April 15, 2016
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coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.
"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet
by idontevengangbang March 01, 2025
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