absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

by michael 123 January 15, 2008

Absofuckinglutely

A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.

Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.

Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!

by RedRobish February 22, 2021

absofuckinglutely

like absolutely but extreme

i wabsofuckinglutely will

by kdekdkrj February 9, 2021

absofuckinglutely

absolutely

Riley, you swore to me, you absofuckinglutely swore to me you weren't going to diddle around with the expense account this time!

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

astrofuckingnominal

gas prices these days

I’m trying to be more conscientious of my trips into town with gas prices being so astrofuckingnominal.

by HKickers March 9, 2022

absofuckingtootalutly

Hell yeah
The best yes answer there ever was

Want to go to the movies... absofuckingtootalutly I do JimBob

by Maryisthebest69 May 27, 2022

absofuckinglutelynot

absolutely fucking not

Absofuckinglutelynot worth persueing.

by litfuseflh April 5, 2023