aetherectically

a word with no meaning. Only to be used to impress your friends with your knowledge of large words, without actually knowing any. this word can be used in unofficial spelling bees, to annoy the participant.

"fortnite is a good game!" "you know that aetherectically, you're incorrect."

by chonfroy June 27, 2021

autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.

my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out

by David!!!??? March 21, 2008

Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

Choking yourself while having an orgasm with a dead animal of the same gender that you set on fire.

Sean enjoys to engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality with the neighborhood dogs.

by balzac9012 August 19, 2009

Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...

I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...

by Gridwalker April 21, 2009

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Autoerotic activities

A cooler name for masterbation.

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010