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Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
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Video Game Autopilot

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.
You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.
by puertorican120 July 20, 2012
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dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own
*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”
by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018
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Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.
"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"
by Barry G. March 23, 2004
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verbal autopilot

When you don't really want to engage with someone who is telling the same story for the 100th time so you reply with variations of 'Yeah' or 'Dang', 'Wow', 'OMG'. Because you don't want to be rude.
Did Jim tell you that story of when he met Freddy Kruger at that convention, AGAIN?!

Oh yea, but I just went on verbal autopilot during the story.
by Rhondor February 12, 2022
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Commander Autopilot

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.
There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?
by Barry B July 2, 2004
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Misused Autopilot Effect

This effect happens when consumers of a product (such as DAIN App or especially Telsa Autopilot) incorrectly uses a product, and unknowingly damages the reputation of certain software or products. The most notable case is Telsa's autopilot, where people are negligent and recklessly drive and get into accidents, damaging the reputation and credibility of those consumer products from news outlets reporting on these incidents.
James: "Ugh, another case of the misused autopilot effect! I wish people would start paying more attention while driving!"
Adam: "Yeah, isn't negligent driving, like, illegal?
James: "It is. It really is."
by Jamespolation April 29, 2021
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