Angsterbate

(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.

To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.

"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."

"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"

"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"

by Allison DC January 7, 2009

Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.

Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009

assturbate

1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass

1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"

by baruchuh November 2, 2006

Adsturbate

When you masturbate to the ads on the site, instead of the actual content.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night?

Jerry: Nothing looked good on Pornhub, so I decided to Adsturbate to the 18 and abused ads.

by JoeyPita May 30, 2017

Astervate

To perform/train an action or a set of actions that are counter-intuitive to the task, operation or routine

Do not astervate the rookies if you want this thing to run
We need to secretly astervate them to stop them.

by Sinel Radar January 11, 2021

Angsterbater

A person who gets off (seeget off) on being negative all the time and finds things to complain about.

He likes complaining non-stop about everything. He's such an angsterbater

by Benzito November 14, 2004