Augustus Julius Caesar

The divine emperor.

Mr. Emperor Sir!! - Sarge

A thing sarge cannot stop saying to Augustus Julius Caesar

by BillyBob2234 February 23, 2020

Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...

I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!

by secret_user July 18, 2017

Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

by Plat23 April 2, 2020

Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

Caesar Augustus

the adopted son of julius caesar, al around baller, awesome man, first roman emperor, all around baddie, avenger of father, conqueror of rome, awesome sawsome. son of hottie cleopatra too

"Caesar Augustus took over rome and killed the people that killed his dad. What a baddie"

by I love Roma May 5, 2022

Joseph Augustus Zarelli

Okay so this is the boy in the box from the 50’s. He was just recently identified as Joseph Augustus Zarelli.

Person 1: Have you heard about the Boy in the Box?
Person 2: Yes, why?
P1: They just identified him as Joseph Augustus Zarelli

by JudasBr December 17, 2022

Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

A gay ass dog fucker

Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022