by BillyBob2234 February 23, 2020

Okay so this is the boy in the box from the 50’s. He was just recently identified as Joseph Augustus Zarelli.
Person 1: Have you heard about the Boy in the Box?
Person 2: Yes, why?
P1: They just identified him as Joseph Augustus Zarelli
Person 2: Yes, why?
P1: They just identified him as Joseph Augustus Zarelli
by JudasBr December 17, 2022

by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022

This guy has pooped his pants on a number of occasions. Totally chill vibes. Always knows what day of the week it is. Keep him close because you never know when you're going to need someone with fire man gams
by Master baiter November 23, 2021

If you have and Augustus as a friend you should be happy. They will protect you from bullies as a kid. He can help you out in rough times.He is a god cook and is a bulky man. If you atr friend witha person like this Good job
by Joe mama extreme November 12, 2019

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.
by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021
