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Aswan syndrome

The belief that saying something makes it so, no matter what reality is. Common among middle managers.

The term comes from the Aswan Dam, a powerful source of electricity, all powered by De Nile (denial).
"Why don't we have enough people for this job?"

"Management have Aswan Syndrome."
by Dejaffa October 30, 2009
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Aswathy

Embodiment of Satan. If you've met her chances are she's eaten your soul in a past life and your attraction to her is just an attempt to get your remnants back. She seduces only to procure more souls. Don't deceive her or you'll be left broken.

She chooses to live amongst the mortals in honor of the excitement short lives offer. Death isn't an option. Life is her curse.
Normie 1: ew gross what's that D̶̳̹̘͗a ͈͍̥̀́͌r̴͔̾͜k ̬͑̃̀ ̴̴̴̴̴̴̴̴̟̗͖̟̗͖̟̗͖̟̗͖̟̗͖̟̗͖̟̗͖̟̗͖͛͛͛͛͛͛͛͛a̵̡̯̓̉ư̴̜̈ra emenating from Aswathy?

Cool emo goth bitch: uwu idunno but isso cute I want I want mommyyy
Aswathy: *harvests soul*
by Igotblistersonmyfingers November 22, 2021
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Aswathi

Aswathi is a very trustworthy and loyal friend,she loves big dogs and puppies and is great mom to them,Everyone is falling in love with her personality .She is super pretty and funny and has contagious laugh
I’m in love with Aswathi,She’s everything I want
by The boy 764 November 23, 2021
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aswathi

an amazing person, always there for you when you need them. absolutely gorgeous but doesn't realise it half the time, has gone through so much yet so strong and inspiring.
there's that person we all love, they're aswathi.
by kri <3 November 24, 2021
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Aswaad

Aswaad
Definitely a hot slay boy with cute hair he is a badass with a pretty smile so get yourself a ASWAAD
Girl - weren't you sad minutes ago
Me - I was
Girl - you got yourself a ASWAAD right
by Poopie poopie headd! September 17, 2022
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aswan

when a fat yokel trys to say awesome
Me: the was and awesome move manuver.
Yokel: yee that blahs aswan.
by edog09 May 16, 2006
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Aswaq

A fat person who has a miserable life therefore try to take another person's happiness because they are jealous that they are living a better life than them. They always act different around certain people and are very sly and cunning. Toxic.
Err you look like an aswaq.
by robinrobert July 25, 2014
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