Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.

Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.

by Fruitsz February 11, 2020

askew

not in proper place, rolled up.

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

by cssswaglol January 3, 2012

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

auke

Auke is used to express a hot, sexy crazy person. You will never forget a minute with this person. But be wary though, these persons will cause some side-effects

First I thought he was a lloyd but then I realized he was a auke

by ElleyTheMagnicifentPenguin May 8, 2014

asuka

Pilot of Evangelion Unit 02. Works under NERV. German. 14 years old. Resides with Major Misato and Shinji Ikari, pilot of Evengelion Unit 01. Mother commited suicide.

by New September 13, 2003

assken

assken is an ass man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king assken for ever reigning ass the best ass licker of female ass of all time!

"assken the king of all asslickers broke me the fuck off with his ass licking abilities" said the fair maiden, go ahead, assken.

by assken December 2, 2009

Aruke

She is the most kind, beautiful and smart girl you ever know, she gets a lot of compliments everywhere. She’s got a good taste. Her favorite color is blue, and usually she speaks a lot of languages( German, English, Russian etc.). She is the perfect friend, usually her friends’ names are Sabina, Shirin, Kamila, Alina, Saliya and Aitegin.

Alexandro: daaamn, this girl is fire
Mario: yes, cause it’s Aruke

by Олейна April 15, 2020