Asswipe

Generally used as a strong swear, Asswipe basically means that you are a worthless person used to wipe other people's asses. Thus meaning that you are a worthless piece of shit.

*playing Halo*
Guy 1: Ok, go get the Flag.
Guy 2: Fine. *gets on warthog*
*Guy 2 is killed by a Headshot*
Guy 1: My God! You fucking suck you Asswipe!

by CristWiiSquire October 15, 2008

Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.

A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?

by frankdux February 24, 2009

asswipe92's place

Dont go there its a bad place a real hellhole it was in a meme but dont go there pls pls pls

Mark :please just

save me

from this

hellhole called

asswipe92's place
John :nooooooo its too scary i cant do it

by idiotKrus_ January 2, 2021

asswipee

asswipee is an annoying jerk who’s name is mahamed or musab, he’s the most asswipee of the aswipees

katie: he’s such an… Derek: asswipee?

Katie: yess exactly!

ex 2:

riley: wait is his name mahamed or musab? avery: yes, why?
riley: ohh that explains why he’s such an asswipee.

by ilovehotbebra May 15, 2023

ass whipe

its like an asshole..but much worse bc it whipes the asshole..

i fuckin hate david! he is such an asswhipe.

by k*tizzle January 7, 2004

asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 6, 2006

ass whipe

Someone who is too stupid to know how to spell wipe correctly.

It's ass wipe, not ass whipe. L2spell.

by sadofihjag November 24, 2009