Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

Assfidence

A woman with both great admiration for her booty's appearance and an eagerness to put it on display.

Janet wears only the tightest jeans; that girl's got assfidence.

by Jogglers March 25, 2009

assviolated

To be fucked squarely in the anus hole.

Google execs should be assviolated.
Mark Zuckerberg is a douche who should be assviolated.

by twijx August 24, 2010

Asscid rain

When you're pile driving a girl in a hot room & your ass sweat drips on her face.

Who ya been fuckin? You smell like you got caught in an asscid rain shower without an umbrella.

by M & A Cat June 19, 2017

Assid

Ass Acid

I like to spew assid at my friends

by Mozzi August 20, 2013

assmidget

A complete and total asshole - similar to the definition of asshat.

That guy was such an assmidget for not letting us bring our chairs into the concert lawn area

by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008

assid rain

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.

The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.

by sheepyone January 14, 2009