Asstrology

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.

The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology

by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011

astronomical

Frickin Huge.

This piece of pie is of astronomical proportion.

by Giggly2 October 6, 2010

astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020

Astronomic bg

a French slang compliment, usually used to let one's friend know how cool he is.

'Astronomic bg' literally means "Good-looking guy from another galaxy" (bg = beau gosse in French)

I really like Esteban. He definitely is an astronomic bg.

by paul with a b April 1, 2021

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

Astronomical

So fucking awesome that you dont even know how fucking awesome it is cause if you did your fucking head will EXPLODE

Tom:Dude Carla sucked my dick so good,IT FELT ASTRONOMICAL

Cesar:You serious?How much did she cost?

by TwitterCessarMF August 22, 2010

asstronomer

A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.

God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.

by Mark H June 11, 2004