asstracks

Streaks of shit that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wanker who doesn't clean up after him/her self. A sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the asstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.

I really had to use the public restroom, but I couldn't clean off the asstracks.

by frankieman June 23, 2005

asscrack

when a girl wares her paints to damn low and you can see the "V" that is made where the two butt checks come together.

Britney Speares has way to much asscrack

by Jane Doe December 14, 2003

Asscrackers

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

by S. Prime March 24, 2009

Asscrack flashback

When you have a flashback about having seen a sweet asscrack.

I completely forgot half of Marisol's butt was hanging out last Friday night until Monday morning when I had an asscrack flashback.

by lumbian May 27, 2010

assrocket

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

AssCracken

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018