Asspection

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019

Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)

Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.

by 009.5 January 21, 2020

assle around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009

by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009

Asslee

The correct term for Ashlee Simpson.

Asslee Simpson sucks.

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005

asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

by dispenser January 19, 2006