assplain

When you have to explain something that is complicated and a huge pain in the ass.

Accidently got my girlfriend pregnant. Can't wait to assplain this to my wife.

by ricechopper7 May 6, 2018

assplaining

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

assplaycation

When you’ve finally shown your sig o that anal sex is a good time, and you spend the weekend carousing around brown town

“Sore vagina? Assplaycation?”

by kmm May 27, 2019

Assplasty

The process of having a new ass implanted.

Person 1: "Wow what happened, she has a nice booty now!?"
Person 2: "She had an assplasty"

by Smokey7722 October 9, 2008

ASSPLATTERAL

WHEN YOU PULL OUT OF A WOMANS ASS TO FAST AND SHIT SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE

MARK PULLED OUT OF TAMMY IN A HURRY AND EVEN THE DOG GOT HIT WITH ASSPLATTERAL DAMAGE

by KOBAIN420 April 19, 2022