Assgobbler

1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.

2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.

1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.

Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?

Person : Hell yea ace.

2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.

by KevinFallis May 3, 2018

assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

assgoblin

The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.

by K. Reeves October 27, 2003

assgoblin

Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.

That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.

by MPC October 25, 2003

assgoblin

1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.

2-A piece of shit

This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.

Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

assgoblin

Joel Vincent. A poop eater that enjoys putting his finger in his butt.

Quiksilvr2186 - assgoblin screenname

by I am hung like a gerbil. July 10, 2004