Ass Munch

1)He/she who places lips on another's anal hole and vacuums the shit into their mouth.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.

1)"Hey, get my shit out yo mouth, Ass Munch!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"

by Top Dog Ryan September 28, 2005

ass munch

a person who is jackassing or being a dumbass, an ass muncher, or a retard

Get off me you ass munch!

by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

ass munch

Verb - to perform the act of eating out someone's asshole. Also known as salad tossing.

Once in a while I like to get freaky and ass munch my ole lady.

by Ceefine March 1, 2004

assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

by Just Me August 24, 2003

asspunch

to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.

The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!

by ChrisSherry October 24, 2008

Assmunchies

When you go ham on a girls ass, And then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that ass.

"Dude I got a craving for some Assmunchies"!

by TheOnlyJearBear January 8, 2015

assmulch

usually used instead of calling someone retarded, gay, or a dickwipe. you call someone this when they're acting immature and like a little peice of ass waste. not the best comeback, but when you call someone this, they'll be blown away and look up assmulch on urban dictionary because they'll be frazzled until they find out why they've been called something so haneous.

"stop trying to be cool by telling those burnout kids that your mom deals drugs, assmulch."

by deeeedeeedooodooo January 5, 2009