Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006

assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

assjockey

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag

jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore

by greg cale August 7, 2006

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003