Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment

"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

She understood the assignment

When the implied task of let's have sex is understood

When we went to the hotel she understood the assignment.

by Last_OnE_oUT November 14, 2021

I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.

teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

assignment euphoria

That feeling when your tiredness and sleepiness magically "disappears" as you finish your college assignment

After weeks of stress and late nights, I finally submitted my project and experienced assignment euphoria—suddenly, I felt wide awake and ready to celebrate!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Assignment Illusionist

Someone who thinks they’re smarter than the instructor and everyone else, but submits gibberish based entirely on examples from the original assignment. This person believes formatting and confidence will mask the lack of real content.

The essay looked polished but was just recycled instructions—Assignment Illusionist exposed.

by Briton Phillip September 22, 2025