ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.
the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008
Get the assholes mug.cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.
im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.
by dave4817 October 26, 2004
Get the lips and assholes mug.Related Words
I can not deal with Frank because of his continual assholism! He's close minded, demeaning and mean all the time!
by Becky Lewis Skywatcher January 2, 2019
Get the Assholism mug.Man, today I yelled at my mom, my girlfriend, the busdriver and the nice kid at work. I think I might suffer from assholism.
by mjboogie November 22, 2006
Get the assholism mug.When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.
Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."
Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."
Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"
Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."
Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"
by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008
Get the assholier-than-thou mug.of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.
by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009
Get the assholeism mug.An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.
Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"
John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"
John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"
by Hiccup August 2, 2006
Get the Holy Snapping Assholes mug.