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asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.
Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.
by Twacklock January 23, 2008
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asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.
1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."
by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005
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assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.
Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.
by cartman69 March 30, 2005
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Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.
**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"
by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006
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asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".
1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"
by Drevay June 27, 2005
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Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.
Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.
by J Bizzy October 29, 2009
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asshate

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012
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