by crispey May 27, 2006
Get the asshattedness mug.Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.
John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?
Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
by Puck You January 17, 2008
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someone who judges without knowing anything about it.
or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
Get the judgemental croutonsatanal asshat mug.Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
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1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.
1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.
That guy is such an asshat!
by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010
Get the Asshat mug.A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.
This asshattery has gone on for long enough!
by Brash December 13, 2008
Get the asshattery mug.A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."
Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.
by hotdanman March 6, 2010
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