assbandit

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

by Champ February 9, 2002

assbandit

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

by naoneo December 20, 2001

Asshanded

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?

by trollertroller December 8, 2011

Assandra

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon

Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra

by Orifamifelloffabrige May 3, 2018

assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

by sssharris February 4, 2004

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

assbandit

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.

That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.

by Stein January 8, 2004