Assbutton

polite way to say something about your asshole, meme created by Carol Zara.

No more skirts for me (at least until summer). My assbutton is freezing.

by Assbuttonsociety November 16, 2009

assbutt

Its something you say when you get angry at someone and you don't know what to call them so you say Asssssssbutt??

"You know what quite being such an... uh... Assbutt. Yeah stop being an Assbutt, Bro."

by IAMCASTIEL March 29, 2015

assnuts

The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

asscuterie

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

by Latoleo October 7, 2018

Assput

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.

"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"

by Tardstroker May 21, 2010

Asscumulation

The accumulation of ass particles on the rim of the toilet seat. Including crack lint and fieces pieces.

"I sat down on the toilet seat, only then did I realize I had sat on all the asscumulation"

by Ben D. Dix March 10, 2015

assecution

To conquer/destroy an ass in a sexual or violent way.

The pornographic film we stole from my dad's desk had an assecution scene.

by Legionlovesllamas April 14, 2015