Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.

My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.

by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021

Asstangle

1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.

2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.

by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023

asscackle

A person who is so idiotic, and such a bitch that it makes you cackle out your ass

that one guy from the place: "3 + 2 is 37 you idiot"
that other guy from a different place: "shut the fuck up you asscackle"

by UnbrokenOnion May 12, 2023