A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.
Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.
by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010
Get the assberet mug.A mental condition that causes the afflicted to be exhibit VARYING degrees of socially awkward characteristics and extremely specific obsessions, being more common in men, but not unheard of in women.
Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).
Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.
Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).
Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.
His eccentric appearance and clothing, along with his long-winded story about the problems he was having with his girlfriend indicated to me that he might have a mild case of Aspberger's Syndrome.
She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.
She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.
by mostlyharmless0042 April 13, 2009
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The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
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Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
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Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
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She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
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