asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

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Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

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Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)

YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!

by Biggiely August 10, 2018

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1. to form a totally uneducated guess, judgment, or opinion regarding the worth, amount, size, weight, etc., of; guess without any clue: to totally pull the numbers out of your ass.

2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your ass.

–verb (used without object)

3. to make an asstimate.

4. To judge how great ass would look without actually seeing it

1. John got shitfaced the night before big meeting and had not looked over the sales data he needed to know. When he was asked about the numbers, he just farted out an asstimate.

2. I totally under-asstimated the tightness and hottness of Beth's ass under that long, flowing dress.

by Cynep September 15, 2009

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