Assfu

The art of wielding a perfect ass that a females uses to pull in unsuspecting males. Female who are practicing this art and succesfully using their ass to generate intrest are commonly referd to as practicing "assfu".

Damm that bitch gots some assfu going on!

by DMF May 27, 2005

assfunk

Odor of someone who smells like 10 day old unwashed dirty ass.

That customer that was just here made this place smell like assfunk.

by Renee V. & Colleen H. January 4, 2009

assfuck

anal sex, see buttfuck.

"Wanna assfuck next, Monica?" said Bill.

by TR March 12, 2003

assfuck

A biggot whom can't comprehend shit.
A fucknut.
One who isn't shit and wont ever be shit.

Fcuk you you stupid assfuck.

by Dustin November 24, 2003

assfuckiechu

A pokemon that likes ass fucking

I choose you assfuckiechu!

by Nitro October 8, 2003

assfuck

1 fucking someone in the anus
2 all teachers at school

my teacher english is a assfuck

by anal-child October 8, 2003

assfuck

A person who is found exceptionally irritating due to a profound lack of intelligence, consideration for others, or both.

A man who is too rude or stupid to get it in the right hole.

I dumped my last boyfriend because he was a total assfuck.

Get out of my lane, assfuck!

by GrammarWhore November 29, 2006