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Ass Hat

ass hat is a really huge dumb ass
Greg, you really did that car deal? What an ass hat you are!!
by CJ Romig August 12, 2008
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Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.
"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"
by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012
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Ass Hat

A condom(jimmy hat) for use with the buttocks. Esp. a form of protection worn during anal fisting.(Although usage is appropriate for other forms of ass-play).
Dear, before you stick your hand up my butt, be sure to put on your ass hat. Anything less would be unsanitary.
by wh@tevAr August 11, 2008
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Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.
by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017
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Ass Hat

To sit on someone's head after one has had sex.
Whoa! I wasn't expecting the ass hat after sex!
by C-Diz December 23, 2007
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Ass Hat

Roomates that named Jeff Hall. Ussually found in Gunnison
"That ass hat keeps drwaring horses
by jefcar March 15, 2005
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Ass Hat

1. The act of killing someone, placing your bare ass upon their head, taking a picture, and posting it for the world to see.

2. A dolt. A person with their head so far up their ass that they can taste the last meal they ate. Eg. A paladin or an Albion player.
1. I just ass-hatted that guy, wanna see the picture?

2. Those asshat paladins should all be hung, drawn, and quartered.
by Derigor Mortis May 13, 2005
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