creepy-ass cracker

a white person who is acting in a strange, menacing, or otherwise deviant manner, especially if the person is following you, stalking you, or threatening you in any way.

By carrying a gun, calling the police, and following Trayvon Martin because Martin was a young black man in a predominantly white neighborhood, George Zimmerman was acting like a creepy-ass cracker.

by tokai August 16, 2013

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ass cracker

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.

(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.

(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c

after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker

dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..

haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..

by gabeeee August 24, 2008

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When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.

Brooooo!! My girl did the ass cracker on my last night. It was hot asf

by Deenthepeen October 3, 2017

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when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.

Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!

Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.

by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009

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