by brethren January 3, 2006
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
by aspieGODDESS November 14, 2006
by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005
by big andy C April 27, 2007
a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.
by Mystery March 21, 2004
a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
by jsa2 September 7, 2007