Definitions by VPFearson

Ass bandit 

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

Ass bandit by VPFearson March 13, 2020