ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 26, 2006

Bottom of the Barrel Trash Bag Ass Bitch

Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.

Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!

by kingohoes October 21, 2018

Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.

Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018

Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021