appnesia

the inability to find an app on your iPhone you originally thought you owned

I must have appnesia, I thought I had google sky on my phone, but now I can't find it.

by sexyvillian September 5, 2011

aspestice

Basically is another name for asbestos.

Inhalation of aspestice can cause serious diseases of the lungs.

by savagemachine March 30, 2015

Assnesia

Assnesia; when you get on your phone to do something important. And end up looking at porn for so long that you've forgotten what you were going to look up in the first place.

I was going to look up the firing order of my engine but I ended up looking at porn all day instead and by the time I was done I had assnesia and forgot what I was trying to find out.

by Diklikin January 12, 2019

aspensdiens

Means anything and all at the same time.

+ Here you go, a gift!
- Oh, aspensdiens for the gift!

+ How are you?
- Meh... today I'm aspensdiens...

+ What are you doing?! You are a piece of aspensdiens, noob!

by Anonymous_Dr May 15, 2020

Appnesia

Forgetting which App sent you a message.

I have complete Appnesia with which App that person sent their message to me.

by Richo_1969 October 2, 2020

aspensexual

Attracted to anyone named aspen

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual

by C h a d69 November 23, 2021

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024