asian dart

the act of shoving your thumb up someone's arse.(butt hole)
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.

wrestlers call it "checking for oil"

porn stars call it "the thumb blast"

*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".

I'm not afraid of that bully, he won't be able to stand my "asian dart".

by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010

Asian Decent

How stupid people type "Asian Descent."

Person 1: Is she of Asian decent?
Person 2: Do you mean Asian descent?
Person 1: I dunno, maybe.

by Reality Fee V September 16, 2019

asian dunk

tapping the back board when attempting a lay-up or when shooting near the back board

shit dude u see that 5'2 asian kid tapping the back board on the shot? that's like, asian dunk!

by wingardium August 23, 2007

Asian Driver

-American Rice-Rocketeer: these are young, American born Asians who drive supped-up Japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car. They are most annoying on the freeway, where they drive in the middle lane at 60MPH and always keep a 40 car distance between themselves and the car in front of them. They also have the fascinating tendency to not base their speed off of what their speedometer says, but by who is trying to pass them. This leads to them speeding up when you approach and slowing down when you get stuck and have to slow. Sometimes, Rice-Rocketeers trade in their brethren's cars and buy BMW's. However, they still act the same way. Also, it must be noted that this particular breed of Asian Driver has the curious tendency of backing their car up into parking spaces as opposed to driving into them. This always results in about 5 re-tries that hold up other parkers waiting their turn, and also tends to lead to a poor parking job with their car twisted or crooked in the space. No known answer for this strange, seemingly detrimental ritual has yet been found.

Hey look, theres an Asian Driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a Rice Rocketeer. He could prolly smoke any of us with that car!

No way man, he's going 62mph, and he's gonna keep going 62mph.

What a fricken waste of a supped up engine then!

by Alucard van der Shwei December 4, 2011

Asian Death Mask

When somebody is sleeping, squat accross his/her face with your asshole covering their mouth, and balls on each eye.

I caught her sleeping with my best friend, so I gave her an asian death mask in her slumber.

by Rennick January 1, 2008

Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD)

Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.

WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.

by skankhoprostitute February 12, 2010

Amazin' Asian Discrimination

When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.

Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."

Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."

Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."

by Amazin' Spazzin' Asian January 10, 2010