Asian'd

To walk quietly behind a person until he/she notices you. Time spent Asian-ing can last from 5 seconds to 5 hours.

Guy 1: Dude, he totally Asian'd you for, like, an hour!
Guy 2: D:

by Kantatzu February 1, 2009

Asian'd

v, tr.
To suddenly and inexplicably utilize an aspect of Asian online or pop culture in some area of the Internet or Undernet. Emoticons and Japanese terms/slang are without reason inserted into an online conversation, sometimes ruining the mood of the conversation.

John: "So I was talking to Mary today and I kept on stuttering"
Jimmy: "Awwww, that is soooo KAWAII"
John: "...wtf?"
Jimmy: "^^"
John: "signed off at 8:50:32 PM"
Jimmy: "Asian'd!"

by Jay Krank July 29, 2004

Asian A.d.d

N. A special form of A.D.D given to confused Asians. Originating in the podcast world, this term has gone nowhere fast. The Asian may or may not actually have A.D.D, but still is confused by simple things, usually said by a podcast's host.

Zune podcast host 1: and now to our new members
Cohost: *mumbles about huggles)
Host 1: and that concludes that segment
Cohost(finished spacing out): Wait, what happened?
There you go Asian A.d.d

by zuner2012 (bill clinton) March 4, 2009

D.W.A. (Driving While Asian)

Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.

Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."

by Asian Lover & AMP expert October 2, 2007

Asian Don't Raisin

The Asian equivalent of Black Don't Crack. It's when Asians look younger than their age.

Actors like Wang Leehom, John Cho, Sandara Park, Shahrukh Khan are some examples of the term Asian Don't Raisin.

by youngfeelsold May 24, 2016

Asian-Dar

Extrasensory perception (ESP) that allows one to immediately know that there is an Asian guy in the vicinity. This is an ability usually possesed by a non-Asian girl who is attracted to Asian guys.

Walking down a crowded street with a friend, Lids was able to detect the presence of Asian guys.

Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD

by lettucebug September 7, 2011

Asian don't raisin

Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.

Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!

Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.

True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.

by FredZep April 26, 2019